So, first things first: my computer broke last Saturday. It’s a physical problem, so the files are fine, but it’s been sent back to Asus for repairs. The hairventures are adjourned until it’s back. I might be able to do a few random posts here and there on my phone or someone else’s computer, so I won’t vanish this time, like when I lost the internet a few months back.

In other news, yesterday was my birthday! Exciting as that is. So that was good. I got a very delightful dress that I will share when I get a chance.

And so, I will leave this update with a photo of a monkey dramatically bursting forth from the sea like a model.